Senior Taliban leaders who gathered at Pakistan’s Republic
Day celebrations on March 23 submitted a petition requesting Prime Minister Sharif
to hand over 10 nuclear warheads with complimentary missiles to them to aid in
their latest plot against India. This petition was signed by leaders of major
terrorist organizations from around the world in return for a certain share of
warheads to each of them.
Commanders of self-proclaimed ‘Jihadist’ organizations like
Al-Qaeda, Boko Haram, Al-Nusra Front and Hezbollah have claimed signing the
petition on their social media profiles, pages and handles using hash tags like
#NuclearBoom #KafirsGoneDead #WMDism #LolObama #IronDomeDown #WeWantKashmir
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Indian Union Minister for Defence, who was on his way to
board his private plane for Goa because in his words “Summer is here”, had this
to say on the matter, “Our boys are doing a good job at the border so no need
to worry. If you need more details, go to Singh, he just had a chat with the
people over at BSF.”
The Indian Armed Forces staff had just three words to say
and sang it in such unison that could possibly be the envy of the cast of Glee.
They said, “Bring it on!”
The Pakistani PM has declined to comment on the matter and
his spokesperson assured the media that the parliament was deliberating on the
subject and a decision would only be made after discussing all aspects of the
nuclear request.
[This is my
article for the Faking News website. You can and probably should read it here:
Terrorist organizations sign petition for Pakistan to give them some nukes]
Note: This
post has been written for Faking news. Did you notice the ‘Faking’ before the
word news? That’s because this is a parody of mainstream news and is supposed
to be taken in jest and humour.
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